You scared, bro?

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Tonight, the most awesome thing in the world happened.

This Tweet …

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Let’s count the ways I friggin’ love this.

• 1. It shows how terrified the GOP is of this race. Which has never happened before. Remember, Dana Rohrabacher has sleep walked through these things for years and years and years. No more.

• 2. It’s the same sentiment our lame president spews about anyone. There’s zero conviction behind the words. Zero meaning. He doesn’t know Harley Rouda. Hell, there’s a solid 34.69 percent chance he’s never heard of Harley Rouda. I’m a big Harley admirer, but “super liberal” is not the adjective I’d turn to. If anything, he’s a touch too conservative for my uber liberal tastes.

• 3. For Christ’s sake, why is “Crime” capitalized? Why are “Military” and “Vets” capitalized? Do those stubby little sandwich roll fingers struggle with this part of the cell phone?

• 4. Even Republicans who like Dana wouldn’t say he’s been a “great” congressman. Talk to them. Up close, in quiet. They’ll tell you he’s somewhat insane, uniquely erratic, oftentimes in space floating with purple clouds that make no sense. Yes, they’ll vote for him because of the (R) alongside his name. But “great” congressman? Nobody says that.

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